The Walking Dead: Part I

All I can say is that if you do not watch The Walking Dead:

a) you suck rotten zombie balls

b) you need to watch this most amazing show from the beginning

c) you will not follow what I am about to write...AT ALL

d) ALL OF THE ABOVE!!

ALSO>>>DISCLAIMER!!!! DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU WATCH THE SHOW!!!!! PLEASE!!! Also, this WILL be all over the place and jump around...hope y'all can keep up.

So. Here we go.

I have so many theories...so many rants...I just do not know where to begin. First and foremost...you must know that Daryl is THE MAN and if anything happens to him I will be BEYOND consolation. I cried when Sophia died...and Dale...but WOW. Shane????? Now see, you should know that I don't read the graphic novel...and that to me is a great thing because I don't know what "could" happen. Obviously the show does not follow it to the letter. ANYWAY...Shane. Why? Really?? I miss him already. Also, I am WAY too invested in this show. Yes Shane was a loose cannon...but if you watch him close enough...man, he's all man, all heart and would give all to protect the group, whether it is the moral choice or not. And let's face it...when the zombie's come...pretty sure morals go out the window. When it comes down to it, zombies are some scary ass shit, but the living that are left are scarier. Shane got that. If you ask me what Shane's downfall was it was Lori. Lori is a bitch! I cannot stand her. Seriously? It is the middle of the zombie apocalypse and she RARELY knows where her son is!!! He is a kid!! A kid that decides to walk off into the woods all ladi-da and throw rocks @ a walker???!!! Really??? He IS the reason Dale is dead. No matter what anyone told him. Now I will say this...that kid is an amazing actor...he is. But I can't say that when he was taunting the walker in the mud I didn't secretly wish it would get him just to devastate Lori...because I did. But after last night, now I feel so bad for Carl. Having to do what he did. Again...where the FUCK was she???? Why was he out of her sight??? OMG. Worst parent of the apocalypse award goes to her. Hands down. Back to Shane. Shane, the one that may have been crazy, but did the most to make sure the group survived. =(. I hate that I just made a sad face in my blog, but I don't know what else to say. Three times now I have watched the last episode, and each time...right before 'it' happens...I see the good once again in Shane's eyes. I think no...not gonna happen this time...but it does...and I am left sad again. And all those walkers in the woods?? What the fuck? Shane would be a great asset at this point. UGH. Again, Lori, "come on Carl, I want you to stay with Jimmy"...she is ALWAYS passing that kid off on someone else. She just...aaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh. Wah. And when Dale is disemboweled..."go in the house and lock the door"? He never went to the house, he's a kid....a curious kid!!! I know she will make it and so will the baby...the baby holds the key to the antibodies I think...well, Linsey and I think. We also think that Jenner whispered to Rick at the CDC that the 'virus' is airborne...and everyone has it. That it just doesn't take hold til you die. I don't know...no one does. Some people think Shane wanted Rick to do what he did...I kind of do too, all because Lori just HAD to go talk to him again...bitch whore...it just sucks all around. This solidifies that NO ONE is safe. NO ONE. Which makes it a great viewing experience, but at the same time traumatizes people such as myself that rely so heavily on this show. And honestly...if Shane was not like watching my brother Dan, I probably would not be so worked up...but anyone that knows him could so easily see the similarities. That is what makes it so hard for me I think.

RIP Shane.

I will be writing a part two to this after Sunday. I know this one didn't make much sense. Next one will.

Til next time...

XOXO